c0rpseductor:

c0rpseductor:

c0rpseductor:

i was in hot topic like 2 days ago and im immeasurably angry every time i go and more of the, like, 3 square feet of space in HT is dedicated to fucking funko pops and disney merchandise. half the rack of band shirts they used to have is GONE and replaced with like bnha shit. please i just want a nice edgy band shirt or like some skinny jeans or something

this is an emo rights violation

i feel like a grizzled old cowboy in a shitty western watching the death of cattle herding culture every time i go into hot topic and the tripp pants are missing

moonlandingwasfaked:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

me when i breathe in the smoke filling my beachside condo at 2:56 am

me when the firefighters cant reach me in time

me when the medics use the defibrillator on me

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

There are two things I love about this post: 

• the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
  
• the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am
  

Were already halfway through the 1st month of 2019

fuzz-draws:

call me gay or a fucking immature baby but japanese emoticons are still the shit

look at this fucking squid くコ:彡

deepspacepirate:

no more ace discourse, only ace disco now. dance on them haters

tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

vicholas:

vicholas:

You ever think about how Doc Ock knew that Kingpin’s plan would never work because people who stay outside their own dimension for too long end up dying, but she didn’t fucking bother to tell him.

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again: